that's 'lord' to you

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
eternal-fractal
owlpellet

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

owlpellet

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

owlpellet

past a certain note threshold on tumblr posts you unlock a bloodborne-esque insight and the strange lives of this site's users become visible to you

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arienai

One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like "if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan... maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳" and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like "WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known" LMAO

arienai

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cerolinda
toskarin

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

foone

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

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toskarin

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

fresh-hole

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

toskarin

I would have paddled away quickly

toskarin

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I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

demonicseries

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

toskarin

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

toskarin

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I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

slurpygunch

you should teach them

toskarin

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I will.

toskarin

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everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

toskarin

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perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

jumbleverse

"everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot."

have you maybe considered that people aren't immortal? you're gonna die eventually, be it old age, sickness, or me coming to fuckin' get you.

you will be an idiot. it is inevitable.

toskarin

maybe that is the case for you, but it is not the case for me. we are quite different people, it would seem

cerolinda

Anonymous asked:

I once knew a butch dyke who was all of 5’4 and 200lbs who had a truck that was lifted so high she needed to do goddamn acrobatics to get in (she basically had to jump and yank herself on the wheel to fully make it up, I watched her eat shit once or twice) and anytime someone asked why she didn’t just get a smaller truck she cited the fact that she liked picking up tall girls and they liked how high + roomy the cab was (and she liked when they needed a step up which meant she could give them a boost) and I think about the fact that that’s who those trucks were made for, not some dickhead named Cody who’s gonna put low profile tires on it

insurrectionary-frybreadism answered:

Common based butch W